1. year-of-the-deanmon:

    the-almighty-fallen:

    Accurate description of fans after the premiere

    the longer you watch the funnier it gets

    (via gratuitous-sex-andviolins)

  2. hippies-like-us:

    I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

    Wait. You still have Woolworths!

    (via thehitchhikersguidetofandoms)

  3. hippies-like-us:

    I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

    (via thehitchhikersguidetofandoms)

  4. life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

    piertotum-locomottor:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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    GUYS NO.

    PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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    (via elphiemcdork)

  5. bewbin:

    whoredinarygirl:

    hello I lost my voice

    then how did u make this post?

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    (via thehitchhikersguidetofandoms)

  6. guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

    (via thehitchhikersguidetofandoms)

  7. leafsfeelings:

    choptail:

    *SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

    HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

    (Source: htkfr, via elphiemcdork)

    restlesslyaspiring:

    pearlsandink:

    Men’s Rights Activists.

    OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

    (Source: unbreakablesoul, via elphiemcdork)

  8. callmeoutis:

    calmb4tehpwn:

    rasputinberries:

    I love this contest

    LAYS MISERABLES

    THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

    ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

    (via elphiemcdork)